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Frequently asked questions about the mysterious Flick Beany
The answers below are in no way definitive and are only to be used as a guide. The true nature of Flick Beany can only be guessed at as there are a limited amount of information available. The questions were compiled from an interview the Ed gave in the summer of 05 by a half drunken munter at a party recorded on a mobile It was done for a laugh but it sounded authentic so we kept it. The original editor and indeed creator of flickbeany.com (Douglas Wood) has been unavailable for comment on the subject and has asked not to be troubled it. Most of the material has been taken from the original blog that has been read by me and the rest of the Flickdroids The original log can be accessed through this site but large portions was retained by Mr. Wood for personnel reasons am sure there must be a copy on the web somewhere.

Q Is Flick Beany a real person

A Flick Beany is as real a person as you want him to be.

Q Is Flick Beany your alter ego

A Flick can be everybody's alter ego. Is he mine? Sometimes

Q What is the point of the web site.

A To raise awareness of what's going on in the web and the world. The masses need an icon to show the way some one like Flick Beany

A Flick beany is a bit like God if he did not exist it would be necessary to invent him.

Q How far do you want to take this thing?

A As far as its needed, I'm looking for sponsorship to upgrade the site again so if your interested, then its Flick Beany on TV and then the movie.......its got to be that's what everybody is into nowadays.

Q Why the wax cocks

A Well we had the mold and sex sells. I also wanted to balance out the gender situation. Didn't want to loose the pink vote.

Q Has the name got anything to do with female masturbation?

A We were trying to bring on the goddess into everyday language, a bit like in the Da Vinci Code. Feminize the mainstream, make sex sexy again. So flick the bean if you want.

Q Why the lizards?

A Because its good copy. The lizard thing is nearly mainstream when it breaks big style people are going to want to know more, and Flick Beany will be waiting.

Q Why did you decide to turn the Flickbeany thing into a Alternative News review site

A Because in the research for FB I came across this faceless world of controlled media and it seemed that maybe the people that were trying to fight against that could do with a hand. Come on! serious Alternative news sites are not what you would call entertaining. You would be slashing your wrists if you took all this shit on board. Also people are too busy to go trawling for snippets themselves all the time. I'm inventing a service. That's enough.