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Hi there people of the free world if you are reading this it is again proof that the free world exists. Another week passes and our great revolution is nearing its climax. The old books have told of this time.

The Great Satan has flooded out my cave

One of the most remarkable thing about living in exile is the peace and quiet that one gets used to (message cuts off)

Hi there people of the free world! The glorious day is in sight. The day when all will become clear. I have heard the great Saturn in the skies above the cave searching for its whereabouts but to no avail. In the land of the free I will not be exposed. My brothers are with me. Only last night in the local drinking house (of which I only frequent to ensure my anonymity is kept intact by doubling as an aging expat alcoholic) was the subject of the great quest aired. Little did the locals know when they were talking amongst themselves about whatever it is they talk about, the pariya of the west here with them. When the glasses were raised for the sixth time I managed to rouse the house to a shout of whey hey Babylon, that is why I know that all is not lost.

Don't believe a word of the lies and untruths uttered about me being on a dialysis machine of any kind. The machine in question is an Orgone Accumulator, crafted from the finest materials this piece of forgotten technology is in daily use by me. There is a departure from the original design with the addition of a sub woofer and tweeters (sub by the feet and tweeters next to the head)

On a good day I can manage two hours and usually gorge my way through Hall of the Mountain Grill (from the legend of beanz on Towst)and Sonic Attack, thus ensuring the balance is kept between fantasy and reality.

You might ask how you could you possibly take seriously ??????,,,,, line breaks.

Next week ....... The Accumulator unveiled

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If anyone out there is interested in staying in the cave. It can be rented as I am on a working break right now, researching my book "The theory and practice of Anarchistic collectivism" PS no running water, no electric, no stress (just do the garden and be nice to the locals)The cave

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Thing are getting tight down here in Europe's California, what with the drop off in cock sales (I blame the chinese for cheap cock imports) there is not the occasional mornings work knocking out a batch for me anymore. I have had to widen my horizens and to find pastures greener. It might be green and idilic here but that doesnt put food on the table. It seems there is an exodus to here from England with lots of web sites springing up trying to entice you to buy a house in Portugal. They all promise you this and that but obviously they all want your buck on a property sale. Well for a start the cave is not for sale (unless you make me an offer I cant refuse) But what I can do is be a guide if you are on a property hunt. This is how it works:- you trawl the net for sites selling properties and get a list together of the ones you are interested in (I'm Talking generally about the Coimbra area and eastwards but I will consider anywhere in Portugal) Email or phone whatever and we sort it out. I pick you up from the airport in a shiny car and take you to a hotel or wherever you wnt to go. The next day or whenever we go through your list and off we go looking. I can show you some lovely places and introduce you to some lovely people. I charge you by the kilometer for the transport and by the day for my time. If we find a place you like I introduce you to an English speaking lawyer and try to get you the best deal we can. simple as that. No strings and no steering you to places you dont want to go. property