A Round up of Some Of The Alternative News Available On The Web This Week
The main stream media on planet Earth today (and perhaps always was) is apparently mainly controlled by a small group of organisations. They set the agenda for the news and everyone else follows. One of the reoccurring themes I discovered when conducting this study was commentators saying don't believe the media..... become the media. This site and this page is maybe an attempt at that. Beware don't believe everything you read. Some of these sites below have got to be disinformation sites, funded by CIA, FBI, NSA, MI5 or who ever. The comment I give is my personal opinion. I am currently on the lookout for bloggers with something interesting to say.
Wow! Summer is here and phew! What a scorcher (unless of course you live in the UK.)For the time being the news page is still pointing straight to another. The site is one I have been looking at for a while and will do nicely MWCNews

The Iraq thing is still high on the agenda with the casualty figures

Disaster News following in the wake of Hurricanes and Earthquakes this year has started quietly but there is a weather system on its way across the Atlantic. Atlantic storm

Celebrity news! not a contradiction in terms but a serious look at the very important world of celebrity things who's who? what's what? Still haven't decided where to source that from.

Flickbeany news

Stop press: spelling mistakes discovered on flickbeany.com due to non use of Spellchecker. Thanks to an observant member off the public disaster was averted and face was saved although to late to save the advert. When staff at flickbeany.com were asked about these glaring errors they denied any wrong doing and were adamant that they were working under extreme pressure and apologised for any stress or inconvenience caused. It was suggested that they were hanging out in clubs when they should have been at school, this was flatly denied.

OK that's enough we get the picture.

If you want to corrupt the Bean's independence by renting this space info@flickbeany.com

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Dr Death is back in town

The mysterious DJ Death AKA Dr Death has contacted the news room. DJ Death an original member of the Bushfire boys has made an initial contact yesterday after disappearing into the wilderness two years ago. Angry at not being included in the latest edition of the Flick Beany project he was promised a special feature in the next issue. This astonishing news has arrived in the aftermath of the Viz. magazine spelling scandal and will hopefully put an end to speculation about the professional abilities of the Flickbeany team.

Pictured above DJ Death has been a noted member of the Bushfire boys. His true identity has never been established, along with most members of this strange organisation.

Page Three and Cock Page to go

Due to an unprecedented reactions to the page three and cock page of this publication they are due to be withdrawn. In an attempt to lure in new audiences a foray in to the world of soft porn and shock tactics was tried the most surprising of reactions came from the most surprising of quarters: the alternative news forums (MSN) which proved to be moderated by prudish men haters. Not wanting to offend the said pages will be with drawn when alternatives have been decided upon. Any suggestions to page three

Forum On The Way

Based on an overwhelming upsurge of public pressure we here at FB Central have decided to include a public discussion forum on the Flick beany website. It is hoped to have this up and running within a week but who knows?

Apparently, not by the request of Flick Beany or any of the crew an advert has appeared in Fortean Times. This I believe is a message from above to continue with the quest of Flick Beany. The advert is a copy of a draft advert that was sent to Viz magazine but was never endorsed. Someone is working in mysterious ways. Things are getting tough down here at flick central with sales of cock candles and shirts dropping off. So to this end a new venture is being under taken in conjunction with our old mate Emanuel Goldstein down in the cave. For more details go to the Goldstein page.
Geiger counter still not delivered. My Geiger counter ordered from Russia through Ebay and delivered to the country is still on hold at the Portuguese customs. Is it because someone didn't want it to be used in an anti depleted uranium publicity stunt or is it because background radiation is so high in this country due to all the abandoned uranium mines around and they want to keep a lid on it. Watch this space.
Due to unprecedented public demand the bush references are to go on the front page. "It has been there too long" said a concerned member of the we don't want anything to do with sexual references in the serious front page mob.

Competition

Who is this gluttonous cunt?

any answers to answers@flickbeany.com

Purveyor of fine Jewellery

Willing youngsters in last ditch mission for ti dye following a depressing slump in sales a group of young eager beaners have taken the bull by the horn. A brave attempt to kick start flickbeany sales is being made by selling the last of the ti dye shirts, proudly held aloft by dude wearing the second from last at the Andancas festival 2007